Ladies and ladies,

Me and some sexy Newgrounds men started the best boy band to ever exist. That’s right, forget about N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, One Direction and all those other posers. It’s time for The Simpletons to shine baby. Check out our first single “I’m a Simp For You” off of our debut album “Keep It Simple.”

Major props to the lyrical genius that is @PsychoGoldfish. He wrote these seductive words. @RealMrSnuggles produced this absolute banger. No doubt he’s a musical genius. Luscious vocals were provided by PsychoGoldfish, RealMrSnuggles, @Fro, @ninjamuffin99, @JoshDytonVO and yours truly. Oh and major shout out to all the beautiful ladies who just happen to fall in love with all of us after they hear this songasm. Yee yee yee yee!